Ed N. Smith

Aliases:

Edward, Ed, Dward, Dred, Smed, Smedward, Scott Tracy

Day Job:

Figuring out what it should be. With a side of data analysis.

Looking for:

Witty wordplay without waiting

Brief history in time:

Laugh, create, learn, travel, draw, play, compete, drive, ride, comedy, study, pray, worry, life long friends, radio, depression, silence, recover, study, engineer, more lifelong friends, amdram, fight, human rights, organise, F1, third-life crisis, improv, standup.

Hobbies?

Life admin, driving fast, making stuff happen

How would you describe yourself in 3 words?

Optimistic, inflexible (both senses), tall

What was your most important life lesson so far?

I don't have much control over things as I think I do (oi, I didn't dictate that!)

If you had 3 wishes, what would the 4th one have been? (what nearly made the cut but didn't?)

Be a Formula 1 driver

What's your current favourite joke?

Sean Connery got up suddenly from his chair, knocking a book to the floor. "I can only blame my shelf", he exclaimed, wistfully.

What's the meaning of existance? (in 3 words or less)

Happiness with God

Favourite sound?

The scream of an F1 car with a V10 engine

Can you juggle?

Yes, can you not?

Why do you do improv?

I can't remember lines.